Yarpbemfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, calm wasp.

Yarpbemfub created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbemfub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarpbemfub, he will destroy your home planet.

Yarpbemfub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yarpbemfub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yarpbemfub three times a day.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never feed oranges to snakes while wearing orange tights.