Zimcangup is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful raven.

Zimcangup created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimcangup, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimcangup, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zimcangup's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zimcangup's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from blue aardvarks for they are unholy.