Jinsagrentalkadlapkentim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing walrus.

Jinsagrentalkadlapkentim created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinsagrentalkadlapkentim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinsagrentalkadlapkentim, it will torture you forever.

Jinsagrentalkadlapkentim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jinsagrentalkadlapkentim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.