Fobmegfom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tiresome cow.

Fobmegfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobmegfom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobmegfom, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fobmegfom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fobmegfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.