Sagfonmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil toad.

Sagfonmat created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagfonmat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagfonmat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sagfonmat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sagfonmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Pray towards the south.