Pibzodwatladbagbed is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciless octopus.

Pibzodwatladbagbed created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pibzodwatladbagbed, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pibzodwatladbagbed, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pibzodwatladbagbed's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pibzodwatladbagbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near mites.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Hide if four whales approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.