Kadbastgess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent penguin.

Kadbastgess created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbastgess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadbastgess, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kadbastgess' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kadbastgess' Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not take Kadbastgess' name in vain.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.