Rapsugdub Dinvinlad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful wolf.

Rapsugdub Dinvinlad created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapsugdub Dinvinlad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rapsugdub Dinvinlad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rapsugdub Dinvinlad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rapsugdub Dinvinlad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.