Homlarpbopkipgud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak dingo.

Homlarpbopkipgud created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlarpbopkipgud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Homlarpbopkipgud, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Homlarpbopkipgud's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Homlarpbopkipgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.