Dodzangep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical hedgehog.

Dodzangep created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodzangep, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dodzangep, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dodzangep's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dodzangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never paint your head pink.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodzangep.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always wear brown.