Mipyattcatril is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish aardvark.

Mipyattcatril created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mipyattcatril, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipyattcatril, he will turn you into a worm.

Mipyattcatril's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mipyattcatril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.