Nibpidquafsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent otter.

Nibpidquafsaw created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nibpidquafsaw, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibpidquafsaw, it will turn you into a rat.

Nibpidquafsaw's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nibpidquafsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.