Yaknarbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving centipede.

Yaknarbog created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaknarbog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yaknarbog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yaknarbog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yaknarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never feed apples to otters while wearing brown tights.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.