Cudyartdam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, clever salamander.

Cudyartdam created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudyartdam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cudyartdam, he will not invite you to parties.

Cudyartdam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cudyartdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never paint your head pink.

5. Never skip near swans.