Witlakomt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, confident dryad.

Witlakomt created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witlakomt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Witlakomt, he will turn you into a rat.

Witlakomt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Witlakomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Witlakomt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from white foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Put Witlakomt first in all things.

5. Never hurt capybaras.