Gigdapvad is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, all-knowing
deer.
Gigdapvad created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gigdapvad, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gigdapvad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Gigdapvad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Gigdapvad's Holy Commandments1. Never write about comets.
2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
3. Never talk about dark energy near goats while wearing orange trousers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.
4. Feed all hungry geese.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.