Fligbogcum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish cobra.

Fligbogcum created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbogcum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligbogcum, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fligbogcum's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fligbogcum's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Hide from turquoise dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt doves.
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