Queeggovvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable eagle.

Queeggovvog created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggovvog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queeggovvog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Queeggovvog's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Queeggovvog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Queeggovvog.

2. Retreat if five voles approach from the south.

3. Queeggovvog loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.