Vedzenhadquartstigomindunlab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast dove.

Vedzenhadquartstigomindunlab created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedzenhadquartstigomindunlab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vedzenhadquartstigomindunlab, he will be very sad.

Vedzenhadquartstigomindunlab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vedzenhadquartstigomindunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedzenhadquartstigomindunlab.

5. Respect your elders.