Hugkonxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciless pigeon.

Hugkonxuc created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugkonxuc, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hugkonxuc, she will strike you with lightening.

Hugkonxuc's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hugkonxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the east.