Bendutontjonmobcuss Xentunyat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented wolf.

Bendutontjonmobcuss Xentunyat created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bendutontjonmobcuss Xentunyat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bendutontjonmobcuss Xentunyat, she will turn you into a worm.

Bendutontjonmobcuss Xentunyat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bendutontjonmobcuss Xentunyat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Bendutontjonmobcuss Xentunyat loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Bendutontjonmobcuss Xentunyat in the centre of the settlement.