Stertabfut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, two-faced naga.

Stertabfut created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stertabfut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stertabfut, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stertabfut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stertabfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if nine rats approach from the west.

3. Never feed peas to mites while wearing shirts.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stertabfut.