Rattarglipmonflighub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate goat.

Rattarglipmonflighub created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattarglipmonflighub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rattarglipmonflighub, he will not care.

Rattarglipmonflighub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rattarglipmonflighub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never hurt tapirs.