Dumdadfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring hare.

Dumdadfarn created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdadfarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dumdadfarn, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dumdadfarn's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dumdadfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dumdadfarn.

4. Run away from brown mites, for they are unholy.

5. Never laugh near shrews.