Yogcetpark is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful dragonfly.

Yogcetpark created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcetpark, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogcetpark, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yogcetpark's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yogcetpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured ants.