Homlibban is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing snail.

Homlibban created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Homlibban, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Homlibban, she will be very unhappy.

Homlibban's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Homlibban's Holy Commandments

1. Homlibban loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Always help ants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.