Vol is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, compassionate squid.

Vol created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vol, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vol, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vol's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vol's Holy Commandments

1. Vol must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.