Metsisnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast lobster.

Metsisnurl created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Metsisnurl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Metsisnurl, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Metsisnurl's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Metsisnurl's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Metsisnurl.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Worship no other gods but Metsisnurl.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help birds.