Bellweelit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, resourceful toad.

Bellweelit created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellweelit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bellweelit, she will cry a lot.

Bellweelit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bellweelit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.