Nadratham is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient aardvark.

Nadratham created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadratham, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadratham, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nadratham's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nadratham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always obey Nadratham's priests.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look after injured ducks.