Nabzimquamcapwig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, humane elephant.

Nabzimquamcapwig created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabzimquamcapwig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabzimquamcapwig, she will be very unhappy.

Nabzimquamcapwig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nabzimquamcapwig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the east.

4. Do not take Nabzimquamcapwig's name in vain.

5. Always help shrews in need.
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