Kinlimbatbass is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kinlimbatbass created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinlimbatbass, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kinlimbatbass, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kinlimbatbass' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kinlimbatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Run away from gray aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.