Yokhomneg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless unicorn.

Yokhomneg created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokhomneg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokhomneg, it will turn you into a mole.

Yokhomneg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yokhomneg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear boots.