Bentitsis is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome swan.

Bentitsis created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bentitsis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bentitsis, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bentitsis' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bentitsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near voles while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing three tin spheres on your face.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing shirts.