Sadjingiggudditkim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy pigeon.

Sadjingiggudditkim created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadjingiggudditkim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadjingiggudditkim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sadjingiggudditkim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sadjingiggudditkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if four manatees approach from the north.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.