Yogsafrut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, awesome porpoise.

Yogsafrut created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Yogsafrut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yogsafrut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yogsafrut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yogsafrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never feed spinach to dolphins while wearing blue shirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.