Shavrullpon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered warg.

Shavrullpon created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrullpon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Shavrullpon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Shavrullpon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Shavrullpon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.