Xemgardappib is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong lion.

Xemgardappib created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemgardappib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xemgardappib, he will strike you with lightening.

Xemgardappib's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xemgardappib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Xemgardappib on top of all buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about planets.