Dissransat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, intelligent aardvark.

Dissransat created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Dissransat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dissransat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dissransat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dissransat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo tights.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your arms green.

4. Erect seven iron sculptures of Dissransat on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.