Yartnut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable crocodile.

Yartnut created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartnut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yartnut, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yartnut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yartnut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight seals approach from the west.

2. Always obey Yartnut's priests.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.