Narmilmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart bear.

Narmilmob created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narmilmob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narmilmob, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Narmilmob's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Narmilmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed strawberries to mice while wearing orange shirts.

5. Do not sing in public.