Gadsugsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident fly.

Gadsugsaw created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsugsaw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadsugsaw, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gadsugsaw's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gadsugsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gadsugsaw nine times a day.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Retreat if five swans approach from the west.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away if four seals approach from the south.