Gudnuttsig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering chicken.

Gudnuttsig created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudnuttsig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudnuttsig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gudnuttsig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gudnuttsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Put Gudnuttsig first in all things.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.