Rakwegtan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable hummingbird.

Rakwegtan created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakwegtan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakwegtan, she will not invite you to parties.

Rakwegtan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Rakwegtan's Holy Commandments

1. Rakwegtan loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.