Fas Wigbomwikcip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fas Wigbomwikcip created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fas Wigbomwikcip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fas Wigbomwikcip, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fas Wigbomwikcip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fas Wigbomwikcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. You must love Fas Wigbomwikcip.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.