Fas Wigbomwikcip is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, calm
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Fas Wigbomwikcip created an up quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Fas Wigbomwikcip, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fas Wigbomwikcip, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Fas Wigbomwikcip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Fas Wigbomwikcip's Holy Commandments1. Never wear stockings.
2. Never go into cyan rooms.
3. Do not wear magenta clothing.
4. You must love Fas Wigbomwikcip.
5. Do not kill aardvarks.