Cutzigbun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, deceitful unicorn.

Cutzigbun created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutzigbun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutzigbun, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cutzigbun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cutzigbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Always pray immersed in water.