Zigmonsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful bee.

Zigmonsaf created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigmonsaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zigmonsaf, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zigmonsaf's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zigmonsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about gravity near tortoises while wearing white tights.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Zigmonsaf in the centre of the settlement.