Bifflampitweg Ciparpsat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast fox.

Bifflampitweg Ciparpsat created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifflampitweg Ciparpsat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bifflampitweg Ciparpsat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bifflampitweg Ciparpsat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bifflampitweg Ciparpsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near moths while wearing magenta trousers and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mention sheep.