Cenpaktap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, emotional troll.

Cenpaktap created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenpaktap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cenpaktap, she will make you grow a tail.

Cenpaktap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cenpaktap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.