Dussflisbam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing squid.

Dussflisbam created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussflisbam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dussflisbam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dussflisbam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dussflisbam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing pink stockings and balancing eight nickel spheres on your legs.